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[dailyplanetlane]

[Monkey Lois is still a monkey

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[mylifeisntajoke]

[opens the door, wearing a towel] Muffin, did you get outside again--

... A monkey?

[dailyplanetlane]

[squeaks and climbs up him, grabbing his lips and pulling on them]

[mylifeisntajoke]

[purses his lips, looking confused at it-- then gets grossed out, pulling the tiny hand away] I don't know where those fingers have been!

... Is that a bow? [...OMG]

[dailyplanetlane]

[wraps her tail around his neck and pulls on his nostrils]

[mylifeisntajoke]

[pulls the monkey away, holding it up like a baby in front of him so he can get a good look]

I think I'll name you... Raphael.

[dailyplanetlane]

[freaks out and starts scratching at him; I'M A GIRL D<]

[mylifeisntajoke]

Ow! Ow! [pulls her back] Michelle?!

[dailyplanetlane]

[keeps screeching and then stops and... monkey pouts, dangling from his hands]

[mylifeisntajoke]

Fine, then. Michelle, it is. You remind me of her, anyway.

[brings her into the room]

[looks around, trying to find his cat... it's always hiding and attacking him. he hopes it doesn't try to eat the monkey.]

[dailyplanetlane]

[will eat that bitch first]

EEE!!! EE-EE-EEEEE!!! [jumps out of his hands and onto the dresser. She starts knocking shit over and fucking shit up--what monkeys are best at]

Oooo-ooo-aahh!! AAHHH!!! [Her name isn't Linda, and it's not Michelle... it's LOIS!! EEEE!!! EE EE EEEE!!]

[mylifeisntajoke]

MICHELLE! Stop that!! [Muffin the cat leaps from under the bed, aiming to attack Michelle]

MUFFIN NOOOOO

[dailyplanetlane]

[gets an evil gleam in her eye and jumps at Muffin, wrapping her tail around Muffin's neck and pulling on it]

EEEE!!! [CHOKE YOU OUT, BITCH]