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[oirokenojutsu]

[AU!Naruto has been dead set on finding Konoha's "Invisible Time Machine" since he thinks that's how they were all brought here, and he hasn't given up yet! He's been going door to door, trying to open them and probably... ran into a few people - woops >_> But none of you had invisible time machines :| so he just left soon after]

[A GROAN] If I

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[save_the_souls]

Invisible...Time machine.

[oirokenojutsu]

YES! AND IT'S NOT INVISIBLE ANYMORE BECAUSE I FOUND IT!

[save_the_souls]

You found...a no longer invisible time machine.

Where is it?

[oirokenojutsu]

In this weird room full of plants and things... [goes back to the door, reading it] It says "Fifth Doctor" on it which makes no sense but, hey, none of this does!

[save_the_souls]

Doctor...

That's not an invisible time machine that brought us here, that's a TARDIS.

[oirokenojutsu]

Tch, not you. Who the hell are you? My friends from Konoha and that Suna nerd! It's our time machine, and now I have to find them to take us all back to school!

[save_the_souls]

My name is Allen. And that's not the time machine that brought you guys here either! That's the Doctor's TARDIS! It won't bring you back to your school.

[oirokenojutsu]

Yeah, yeah, as if I'm supposed to believe some voice in a book. You just don't want us to escape!

[a pause... and then a startled gasp]

YOU'RE THE ONE RUNNING THIS PLACE, AREN'T YOU?! YOU BASTARD!

[save_the_souls]

No, I just don't you trying to steal someone's property!

What?! No I'm not! We don't know who runs this place!

[oirokenojutsu]

I'm not stealing nothing! I'm just getting us back home, damn it!

Of course you'd say something like that! AS IF YOU'D TELL THE TRUTH, EVIL VILLAIN!

[save_the_souls]

It won't get you back!

I am telling the truth! And I'm not an evil villain!

[oirokenojutsu]

I'm not listening to your lies, asshole! [actually puts his hands over his ears and starts going LA-LA-LA...]

[save_the_souls]

Naruto! Knock it off! [GOD WHY COULDN'T YOU BE AN EFFING AIRHEAD LIKE I WAS]

[oirokenojutsu]

LA-LA-LA-...

...

YOU EVEN KNOW MY NAME! THAT'S PROOF ENOUGH!

[save_the_souls]

I know your name because I know another version of you!

Listen! I think you'll just be here a week! So please calm down and stop trying to steal that man's ship!

[oirokenojutsu]

THAT MAKES NO SENSE, WEIRDO!

I told you, I'm not stealing anything! Now leave me alone, I have to find my friends!