Wally's so fast. One time, when we were in the league, I was hungry and craving a taco. I was like, "Wally, can you get me a taco from the nearest Taco Bell?" and he was like, "sure thing, Booster, just pay up." And I took out my wallet and there was nothing inside it. I looked up and he was already gone. Burrito's are only five bucks, Claire, but I couldn't believe he'd go out of his way to give me something worth five bucks. Anyway, he came back and gave me my food. And you know what? It wasn't from Taco Bell. It was from Mexico. I asked for a taco from Taco Bell and he gave me a Mexican burrito. And not only that, but later I found out he had taken all of my money and bought himself a crap-load of burritos in Mexico. Can you believe that? What an asshole, huh? He's so fast. [is like halfway there to being drunk]
[oh shit he doesn't know about--]
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The red-headed girlfriend, right? I keep getting all of you mixed up. [is just messing with her alksdklajsd]
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Look, about Wally...
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[says nothing... because... that doesn't sound like the start of good news]
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Cabot got him. So he's not around right now--
But he'll be back in like a week. Less than a week, now.
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Can I ask you something?
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Yeah, shoot.
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Are you okay? [if it... were not obvious]
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But I know. I'm just...
Wally's so fast. One time, when we were in the league, I was hungry and craving a taco. I was like, "Wally, can you get me a taco from the nearest Taco Bell?" and he was like, "sure thing, Booster, just pay up." And I took out my wallet and there was nothing inside it. I looked up and he was already gone. Burrito's are only five bucks, Claire, but I couldn't believe he'd go out of his way to give me something worth five bucks. Anyway, he came back and gave me my food. And you know what? It wasn't from Taco Bell. It was from Mexico. I asked for a taco from Taco Bell and he gave me a Mexican burrito. And not only that, but later I found out he had taken all of my money and bought himself a crap-load of burritos in Mexico. Can you believe that? What an asshole, huh? He's so fast. [is like halfway there to being drunk]
I'm okay.
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Take it easy, okay? You're back, he'll be back... it'll be okay.
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Man... [kind of trails off, lost in his own world of thoughts]
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