[asidjas is frantically flipping through his journal to a new page after running into
this incident and yells into the journal]
I NEED HELP! This assho-... guy is hurt by the Death Match!
[some shuffling as he crouches by Kyle] What did you need? I dunno what's wrong with you, man.
[have Kyle's voice weakly in the background] ... are there any hot nurses in this castle?
[asidhsaij back to the journal, screaming] I NEED A HOT NURSE RIGHT AWAY!