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[lifeandliesof]

[a haughty laugh; dictated]

Muggles, Muggles, Muggles; everywhere I turn, everywhere I look. Can't get their disgusting stench off the air, can't get their mulish faces out of my sight. Really Paradisa; I'll admit that you've got some style, but you're sorely lacking in taste

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[recordhistory]

What kinda smell's that, anyway?

[lifeandliesof]

[/mun laughs so hard, b/c she has not idea

Albus scoffs at you]

One that generally comes along with the uncouth and the unlearned.

[recordhistory]

So all you gotta do is let 'em learn manners and anything else they gotta know to quit being unlearned, and you've got whatever you're picking up out of the air.

[lifeandliesof]

Easier said than done; they cannot be trained in the magical arts.

[recordhistory]

Huh. So not just anybody can become a wizard?

[lifeandliesof]

[he sounds affronted at the very idea] Of course not. And let all the riffraff in?

Of course, there's the case of Muggle-borns, but the fact remains; wizards are born, magic is inherent.

[recordhistory]

Well, if you gotta wait for magic to come out of nowhere or run in the family, you're probably gonna need to get used to seeing and smelling "Muggles".

[lifeandliesof]

Oh no, there are other solutions.

[recordhistory]

Yeah? Like what?

[lifeandliesof]

[sneer]

Oh, well, because you asked so kindly, I'll be happy to share.

[recordhistory]

Worth a shot. But I'm guessing they're a secret, huh?

[lifeandliesof]

Not so much that as the fact I'll hardly share them with the likes of you.

[recordhistory]

Too smelly and mulish? Fair enough. You're just one guy, though.

[lifeandliesof]

Trust me, Muggle, there are many more that share my sentiments.

[recordhistory]

Round here?

I kinda remember seeing people use that word before.

[lifeandliesof]

Yes.

What of it?