Twenty Third Song

[mysticalvender]

I'm telling you, guys. I'm not sure if getting used to being turned human whenever the castle feels like it is a good thing or a bad thing. I'm starting to miss the green again, though.

But hey, I get to stay in a bar so I'm not complaining. The last thing I want is to go back to farming. Just thinking about it gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Comments

[darkevangel]

Farming is a form of medieval torture, isn't it?

[mysticalvender]

I'll say, Sweetpea. It reminds me waaaay too much of the place I grew up in.

[darkevangel]

They use this as torture in whatever netherworld you're from?

[mysticalvender]

No, they use it to live. I never really fit in with that lifestyle. Oh...err, any of it.

[darkevangel]

I can see that.

[mysticalvender]

[Laughs] I'm telling you, Sweetness, these are not a farmworkers hands. Give me a good 'ol club and a singsong any day.

[darkevangel]

Of course, being a maid on a farm is just as bad.

[mysticalvender]

Yewouch, yeah, I can see why that would be not fun for you. Pity you don't have your powers on your side, huh?

[darkevangel]

If I did, I wouldn't be doing anything.

Of course, now I have permission to use the two kidnappers as slaves, so I won't be any more. But it still wasn't fun while it lasted.

[mysticalvender]

Well, normally, I'm dead against slavery, but those guys really did get hit pretty hard with the idiot stick, so I'm sure it'll do them some good.

[darkevangel]

Hmph. That's putting it mildly.