43rd Lollipop - Outside

[weeabot]

I hate the outdoors.

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[aforsakengod]

And it hates you too.

And so do I for that matter.

[weeabot]

...How nice to know.

[aforsakengod]

Oh good! I'm glad you agree.

[weeabot]

Who exactly are you, and why do you hate me?

[aforsakengod]

Oh, such simple questions. You're so considerate.

Well. I am God, and I hate you because you're breathing.

[weeabot]

Huh. I can believe the second part, but the whole God thing I'm not so sure about.

[aforsakengod]

Well, then you're only half as stupid as I thought you were.

Nitpickers would settle at calling me the God of Magic, but the miserable husk of nothing I would call home is my domain. I rule over it, and vaporize anyone that even thinks otherwise.

[weeabot]

Yeah? Well I don't put much faith in gods or magic, so you're not impressing me.

[aforsakengod]

Now, now. You wouldn't want to incur my wrath, would you?

[weeabot]

I've incurred wrath of people I'm actually scared of before. It's not so bad.

[aforsakengod]

If you say so. But I am not a person. No no no.

[weeabot]

Neither are killer robots, and I'm not scared of them. Neither is my dog, for that matter.

[aforsakengod]

Oh goodie! You are going to be fun, aren't you. I'm going to enjoy making you suffer horribly.

[weeabot]

Are you now?

[aforsakengod]

That's what I SAID, isn't it?

[weeabot]

I already told you I'm not impressed. And I've died before, too.