Twentieth Song

[mysticalvender]

You know what these new towers could use?

Stair lifts. Come on, you know they'd be fun.

Unless the castle is suggesting most of us are fat or something. All it needed to do was introduce Jazzercise. We would have taken the hint.

Comments

[chasingvisions]

Ouch. Hey, you can always crash in my room if you want.

[mysticalvender]

This is why you're a beautiful buttercup, Cordy! At least I'm only a few levels up, I feel sorry for the poor shmucks on the top.

[chasingvisions]

Yeah, that must suck. All those stairs and no elevator?

[mysticalvender]

It was super-fun finding the elevator stopped a few floors short of where I wanted to be. I thought the place had kicked most of us out in some bizarre new loss.

[misslafosse]

The eleventh floor still has elevator access, doesn't it? All these changes while we're away. It could have done this before the rest of us had left.

[mysticalvender]

Yep, Honey. You've still got the access. It stops on the fourteenth floor, now.

[Chuckle] Paradisa could win the inconvenience award for sure.

[misslafosse]

Oh, well aren't I lucky? And anyway, what's a few flights of stairs, hmm? It's not like we all couldn't use the exercise, what with all the loafing around this castle promotes. Of course, that could be all the traveling talking. I've been walking for days, so a few flights of stairs seems like nothing at all anymore.

[fiveby_five]

Dude, I'm digging the towers. I only got one neighbor instead of like 20. Best digs since my old apartment.

[mysticalvender]

We're clearly classier than everyone else, Faithie. It'll be caviar and champagne next.

[marcsstickybunz]

Ooooh Jazercise, used to love that...well watching the guys do it whilst I sat on the side with a smoothie.

Thank God I'm on the second floor.

[mysticalvender]

That doesn't really count, Sweetie, but I hear you.

Lucky you.

[marcsstickybunz]

Well I sort of have the same thing here, the fight club's on my floor so I just pull up a chair and watch them walk past...it's quite fun actually. Only this time its with banana dacharys.

Are you in one of the towers then?

[mysticalvender]

Oh. There. That's my direct competition, there.

I am indeedy. Inco-something or other.

[_fredless]

...when Richard Simmons shows up, I'm going to know who to blame.

[mysticalvender]

I take no responsibility and will hide forever.

[_fredless]

Denial doesn't suit you Lorne.

[mysticalvender]

No, but neither does lynching.