Warp 012 - A Recipe To Die For
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In thirteen minutes and thirteen seconds from right now and counting, one or more of the following thirteen things will occur.
1. Thirteen randomly selected residents will die.
2. Thirteen sections of the city will be lit ablaze.
3. Thirteen randomly selected books from the library will be pinned to the walls of floor thirteen.
4. Thirteen cooking utensils will be embedded into the ceiling of the kitchen.
5. Thirteen randomly selected doors will have a picture of an upside down heart taped to it.
6. A large bell will ring thirteen times from somewhere in the library.
7. Thirteen randomly selected windows will shatter.
8. Thirteen different masks will be lined up along the stairs.
9. Thirteen randomly selected residents will be pushed out of their window.
10. The castle will be struck by thirteen fireballs of varying size in sequential order.
11. Thirteen randomly selected bottles of drink will be poured out in front of room 1313.
12. The microwave in the kitchen will be broken up into thirteen different, evenly sized pieces.
13. Thirteen randomly selected pets will be swapped around before your very eyes.
Your move.
[ooc: In case you...of course you're all wondering. Or not. I don't know. But it'll be number 12 and only number 12. Mod approved to boot.]
In thirteen minutes and thirteen seconds from right now and counting, one or more of the following thirteen things will occur.
1. Thirteen randomly selected residents will die.
2. Thirteen sections of the city will be lit ablaze.
3. Thirteen randomly selected books from the library will be pinned to the walls of floor thirteen.
4. Thirteen cooking utensils will be embedded into the ceiling of the kitchen.
5. Thirteen randomly selected doors will have a picture of an upside down heart taped to it.
6. A large bell will ring thirteen times from somewhere in the library.
7. Thirteen randomly selected windows will shatter.
8. Thirteen different masks will be lined up along the stairs.
9. Thirteen randomly selected residents will be pushed out of their window.
10. The castle will be struck by thirteen fireballs of varying size in sequential order.
11. Thirteen randomly selected bottles of drink will be poured out in front of room 1313.
12. The microwave in the kitchen will be broken up into thirteen different, evenly sized pieces.
13. Thirteen randomly selected pets will be swapped around before your very eyes.
Your move.
[ooc: In case you...of course you're all wondering. Or not. I don't know. But it'll be number 12 and only number 12. Mod approved to boot.]