[13]: Early Retirement Sucks

[mypondhasnofish]

Not that the vacation time hasn't been oodles of fun here, but I'm starting to miss work. And not even just the cool parts, like saving planets and kicking Goa'uld butt. I think I would actually willingly do paperwork if somebody handed it to me. ...Daniel, I just said I would do paperwork. Shoot me.

Comments

[mysticalvender]

Oh no, Jack-honey, that's not good for you! You need a serious fun-peration, stat.

[mypondhasnofish]

...Fun-peration, Kermit?

[mysticalvender]

An operation to inject fun into your system. Usually with booze and/or singing.

[mypondhasnofish]

I could go for a fun injection with booze. I don't think you want me singing now that you're demony again.

[xthchance]

I won't shoot you, but... I will agree with you. [eye-rubbing would go here]

[mypondhasnofish]

You won't even shoot at me a little bit? It could be fun!

[xthchance]

Jack, I think this place is getting to you.

[mypondhasnofish]

I'm bored, Daniel. Entertain me.

[encryptedlock]

Wow. Now that is boredom.

[mypondhasnofish]

Exactly my point!

[encryptedlock]

You could always run training exercises? Space zombies attacked this place once. Wouldn't want your skills to get rusty.

[mypondhasnofish]

Yeah, I was here for that....pretty much a normal week at the office. But training exercises is a good plan.

[a_monopoly_guy]

Wishin' for paperwork? You really are bored, aren't you?

[mypondhasnofish]

Yep. [pauses] Colonel Jack O'Neill, by the way, don't think we've met.

[a_monopoly_guy]

Detective Don Flack. I used to work for the NYPD.