Paradisa PSA 4
Hello! My name is Michael J. Caboose from the popular planet, Paradisa.
And my name is Apollo Justice. ... Oh, wait a minute. You're from here?
We are here now. So. We, are from here!
Well, we are here, but... we're not from here. At least, I'm not. I'm visiting.
Wait. Does that make you an alien?! Oh my God! It is an alien who looks just like the rest of us! THAT IS THE SCARIEST KIND!
What?! No! I'm not an alien! I'm human!
But you are just visiting! Like an alien!
... Aren't you just visiting, too?
No...wait. Maybe. Define visiting again?
Um... When we go somewhere we don't belong with the intention of returning home. As in, what we're doing right now?
Ooh. Then I am always visiting! Wait. I think. I like it here. Maybe I am not...
I think you're visiting, Mr. Caboose.
Okay. Right! We are here to talk to you today about the law! It is very, important.
Right. Law. My specialty! It's definitely very important. We use it to determine if someone has done something illegal, and what sort of punishments they should receive.
Oookay. That means that the law is used to make sure that people have been doing good things! And see what the people should get for doing the good things.
... That's not what I said.
I think that is what you said. And I, am right.
Not really...? I said laws are there to keep people from doing bad things.
Ooh. ...Why didn't you say that?
I did.
No you didn't. You used very big words. That do not exist.
Of course they exist! I used them, didn't I?
No. You made them up!
I did not! ... What words were too big, anyway?
Uh...the ones that I did not understand.
I can't imagine what you couldn't understand in what I said.
...What?
... What, what?
Right!
Huh?
Yeah. And that, is why the law is very important!
What?
And my name is Apollo Justice. ... Oh, wait a minute. You're from here?
We are here now. So. We, are from here!
Well, we are here, but... we're not from here. At least, I'm not. I'm visiting.
Wait. Does that make you an alien?! Oh my God! It is an alien who looks just like the rest of us! THAT IS THE SCARIEST KIND!
What?! No! I'm not an alien! I'm human!
But you are just visiting! Like an alien!
... Aren't you just visiting, too?
No...wait. Maybe. Define visiting again?
Um... When we go somewhere we don't belong with the intention of returning home. As in, what we're doing right now?
Ooh. Then I am always visiting! Wait. I think. I like it here. Maybe I am not...
I think you're visiting, Mr. Caboose.
Okay. Right! We are here to talk to you today about the law! It is very, important.
Right. Law. My specialty! It's definitely very important. We use it to determine if someone has done something illegal, and what sort of punishments they should receive.
Oookay. That means that the law is used to make sure that people have been doing good things! And see what the people should get for doing the good things.
... That's not what I said.
I think that is what you said. And I, am right.
Not really...? I said laws are there to keep people from doing bad things.
Ooh. ...Why didn't you say that?
I did.
No you didn't. You used very big words. That do not exist.
Of course they exist! I used them, didn't I?
No. You made them up!
I did not! ... What words were too big, anyway?
Uh...the ones that I did not understand.
I can't imagine what you couldn't understand in what I said.
...What?
... What, what?
Right!
Huh?
Yeah. And that, is why the law is very important!
What?