8th Lie
[Vala is sitting in the lobby, hopefully she'll get the most traffic there, and she's perched on a table, wearing a mini skirt and looking rather foxy even if she does say so herself.]
Clearly, enough people haven't met me, because with all these marriage proposals going on, I can't believe that no-one's asked me. Not that I'd say yes, of course, but it would be nice to be given the option. Anyway, I'm incredibly sexually attractive, charming, witty, highly intelligent, stunning, the list goes on. There's not really much to think about. So, if you feel like getting the proposal bug out of your system, but are scared that someone might actually say yes, I'm here in the Lobby, offering my services, being selfless might I add.
Clearly, enough people haven't met me, because with all these marriage proposals going on, I can't believe that no-one's asked me. Not that I'd say yes, of course, but it would be nice to be given the option. Anyway, I'm incredibly sexually attractive, charming, witty, highly intelligent, stunning, the list goes on. There's not really much to think about. So, if you feel like getting the proposal bug out of your system, but are scared that someone might actually say yes, I'm here in the Lobby, offering my services, being selfless might I add.