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[beeneverywhere]

[Recorded are the sounds of several odd noises coming from someone; as if they are adjusting to having a voice. This goes on for awhile until they finally seem to get the hang of it]

This could be a problem.

[OOC: Loss start!]

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[thathoopyfrood]

Er, you alright?

[beeneverywhere]

No. I'm not.

[thathoopyfrood]

What's your name? Don't think we've met before.

[beeneverywhere]

Yes we have, Ford. I'm Azrael.

[thathoopyfrood]

[blinks, before staring at the journal for a moment] ...But you're not shouting. Or even remotely creepy-sounding.

[beeneverywhere]

That is because I have vocal cords right now.

[thathoopyfrood]

Wait. Are you...human?

[beeneverywhere]

Unfortunately.

[thathoopyfrood]

Unfortunately? Are you kidding? This is great, you can get drunk now!

[beeneverywhere]

Ford, if I were to ever die it could mean the end of all existence. And now I'm mortal. This could lead to be very unfortunate.

But yes, on a lighter note I can get drunk. I imagine I'll be spending most of this week as that.

[thathoopyfrood]

Don't panic, no one's going to kill you. At least, not if I've got anything to say about it.

Care to meet me at the...[pause, was going to say Death Match, but er, doesn't know if the irony would just make him feel bad] Lux?

[beeneverywhere]

Thank you, Ford. I hope you are right.

[pfft, the irony would amuse him]

Alright, we can go there.

[thathoopyfrood]

'Course I'm right. I'm right most of the time. Except when I'm left.

Hoopy, I'll see you there in ten.

[beeneverywhere]

[That gets a laugh]

I will be there.

[thathoopyfrood]

[lalala timeskip later, Ford is lounging at the Lux with a nice jynnan tonnyx, wondering how human!Death could possibly look]

[beeneverywhere]

[A little while later Death shows up looking very human! And...very confused at this whole being human thing. Maybe he should have worn a coat...]