How are you both?
Care for a cup of tea? I need to ask you something.
You haven't gone on a loss, have you? No missing memories, gender swapping, sudden marriage or the like? Everyone else seems to have gone mad, and I want to make sure you haven't either.
[idle scribbles in
Gallifreyan, before speaking;]
Well, I suppose welcoming the new arrivals wouldn't hurt, would it? Welcome to Paradisa, and before you ask, yes, there are aliens here, and no, we haven't kidnapped you. It's not a pastime, you know, although many humans seem quite taken with the idea -- I'm not sure why.