Fourth Edition

[workswithidiots]

So, the Flying Monkey showed up. I wonder if that means we'll get a visit from the botox hag herself.

Fellas, he's going to hit on you. Feel free to hit on him. Preferably with something heavy.

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[not_a_lez]

Or you could shoot him in the ass on accident, that worked for me.

[workswithidiots]

Betty did give me some paintball gear for Christmas. That might not be such a bad idea.

[not_a_lez]

Hah. I was talking about a real gun. But paintball works too.

[workswithidiots]

If I got him with a real gun, his Hag might try to burn down my appartment or something.

[not_a_lez]

Hag? Do I even wanna know?

[workswithidiots]

She's the creative director for one of the magazines I run. She's determined to take it over, even tried marrying my father to get control of the place.

Marc? He's her flying monkey.

[not_a_lez]

That's awful. Does he know how horrible she is?

[workswithidiots]

Yeah, he does, but he happily follows her anyway. Does her botox and everything. Sad, strange little gay man.