two: bah humbug
[Stewie has decided he likes the castle. He's been reading the journal thoroughly and asking for just about every soft toy and explosive substance and dangerous chemical the place has to offer. He doesn't miss his family at all. Not even a little bit. ESPECIALLY not that hag Lois. Still, he is a little bit bored without them around to constantly ridicule so he's going to launch a mild rant]
Well I for one am bloody glad all that Christmas-crap is over with, between all the impromptu face-sucking in the hallways and the nauseating saccharine thank yous the caviar and bottle formula was in danger of revisiting me through the nasal passage.
Not to mention the suspicious nature of a holiday that celebrates a morbidly obese hairy trespasser who 'comes down your chimney'.
I mean really.
Well I for one am bloody glad all that Christmas-crap is over with, between all the impromptu face-sucking in the hallways and the nauseating saccharine thank yous the caviar and bottle formula was in danger of revisiting me through the nasal passage.
Not to mention the suspicious nature of a holiday that celebrates a morbidly obese hairy trespasser who 'comes down your chimney'.
I mean really.