[third verse is a dream]
[It's a cliff. A dangerous deadly drop kind of cliff. The sort of cliff where fingers feel like they'll slip at any moment. Oh and there's a body of water awaiting your fall. You know... should you miss the sharp jagged rocks. Not that the water is better. What with the sharks. Our Penny is in Peril, donning the standard damsel in distress garb as well. Billowy skirt with hoops perhaps? Sure why not, it just makes it harder for her to hold on... because of the hoop pressing to the cliff wall a bit.]
"Oh dear!" [the over dramatic sigh as her fingers begin to slip - and the singing (you didn't honestly think her dream wouldn't have singing did you?) begins with panic]
This isn't what I planned on
This isn't very safe
I thought my day would end at sun down
but now I fear this place
It's not like I'm alone though
I hope my fingers don't let go...
I just need to be found
I just need to be found
Won't someone please just find me
Before I drop to the depths below me
Before those sharks
Swirling in the sea
Let their teeth leave giant marks!
[the singing stops as she just starts to scream for help... but off in the distance... there coming up closer she can hear it... it's...]
I'm the King!
The King of Static Cling...
and before your life seems
like it's just been a fling
let me send down rope from my skein
I made it from old dryer sheets
they smell April fresh too
It's the least I could do
While I save you my dear Penny
Just hold tight dear Penny...
[Penny feels the dryer sheets wind around her via the magic of static cling (let's not argue dream logic where dryer sheets kill static cling kthx it rhymed) and tighten around her waist as King Static Cling pulls her to safety! Hooray! TO which the dear Penny clings to the King unaware that he looks an awful lot like her Billy Buddy... it's very... classic romance imagery anyway with the hoopskirt and all that and the singing starts again!]
How amazing you have been!
To save me from near drowning!
I need to repay you... somehow... someway...
It's something that can't be remiss...
It'll be easiest with a kiss...
[to which Penny leans in.... and.... Falls out of bed! to awaken and find that she's now... still on the cliff? Still in the hoopskirt? Still facing a King Static Cling who is waiting for his kiss??]
Oh God!
[cut to Penny bolting~~~~ hoopskirt and all~~~~~cause uh... yeah so if you want to run into her outside of her room? That's where she is... you know in a HOOPSKIRT.]
"Oh dear!" [the over dramatic sigh as her fingers begin to slip - and the singing (you didn't honestly think her dream wouldn't have singing did you?) begins with panic]
This isn't what I planned on
This isn't very safe
I thought my day would end at sun down
but now I fear this place
It's not like I'm alone though
I hope my fingers don't let go...
I just need to be found
I just need to be found
Won't someone please just find me
Before I drop to the depths below me
Before those sharks
Swirling in the sea
Let their teeth leave giant marks!
[the singing stops as she just starts to scream for help... but off in the distance... there coming up closer she can hear it... it's...]
I'm the King!
The King of Static Cling...
and before your life seems
like it's just been a fling
let me send down rope from my skein
I made it from old dryer sheets
they smell April fresh too
It's the least I could do
While I save you my dear Penny
Just hold tight dear Penny...
[Penny feels the dryer sheets wind around her via the magic of static cling (let's not argue dream logic where dryer sheets kill static cling kthx it rhymed) and tighten around her waist as King Static Cling pulls her to safety! Hooray! TO which the dear Penny clings to the King unaware that he looks an awful lot like her Billy Buddy... it's very... classic romance imagery anyway with the hoopskirt and all that and the singing starts again!]
How amazing you have been!
To save me from near drowning!
I need to repay you... somehow... someway...
It's something that can't be remiss...
It'll be easiest with a kiss...
[to which Penny leans in.... and.... Falls out of bed! to awaken and find that she's now... still on the cliff? Still in the hoopskirt? Still facing a King Static Cling who is waiting for his kiss??]
Oh God!
[cut to Penny bolting~~~~ hoopskirt and all~~~~~cause uh... yeah so if you want to run into her outside of her room? That's where she is... you know in a HOOPSKIRT.]