Comments | paradisa: 006

eatinurdudez in paradisa

006 - Oh God

Aug 23, 2008 13:35

So, hypothetical situation for you.

Let's say I go shoot someone in the face, record it, then make a video of it using unfitting music. Something like...fuck...that Barney the Fuck Dinosaur song. You know, the one that goes "I love you, you love me, we both love us sodomy" or that shit ( Read more... )

jan valentine

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alwaysmoony August 23 2008, 20:45:19 UTC

Let her go.

eatinurdudez August 23 2008, 20:52:43 UTC

Say please. And you didn't answer the fucking question. Got any idea how rude that is?

alwaysmoony August 23 2008, 21:15:11 UTC

Please.

No idea. I think it's more horrific.

eatinurdudez August 23 2008, 21:31:57 UTC

Say pretty please.

Fuck, that's a damn shame. Isn't that a damn shame?

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not_from_mars August 23 2008, 20:47:28 UTC

Oh, honestly, not this again.

eatinurdudez August 23 2008, 20:53:07 UTC

Would it help if I added a little spice to it. Like...I dunno. Lit her house on fire too?

not_from_mars August 23 2008, 20:54:54 UTC

You tell me. D'you think saying so'd get you more attention?

eatinurdudez August 23 2008, 20:56:08 UTC

Yo, bro. I'm just looking to get a question answered, you know? Ask a question, get answers. That really so wrong?

The attention is just a real fucking sweet bonus prize.

spongetastic August 23 2008, 20:47:55 UTC

[trying not to seem amused] Are you not getting enough attention, Jan?

eatinurdudez August 23 2008, 20:53:45 UTC

I'm just fucking curious, Petes. Just wanna get an answer to a question that's been bugging the fuck outta me.

spongetastic August 23 2008, 20:55:47 UTC

I'm sure philosophers will thank you for exploring these great life mysteries.

It's just unfortunate that I know you well enough to tell when you're faking it.

eatinurdudez August 23 2008, 20:57:48 UTC

They better fucking. It's not easy being this awesome, and I damn well better get respect.

No, dude. You knew the other me. I'm a whole fucking breed of different. Can't be sure at all, you know?

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save_the_souls August 23 2008, 20:56:40 UTC

I would take offense.

eatinurdudez August 23 2008, 20:58:28 UTC

Fuck. About time someone answered. Allen, you're a fuckin Saint.

But how come?

save_the_souls August 23 2008, 21:00:57 UTC

Because that little girl and the people who know her would suffer.

And I would have to kill you.

eatinurdudez August 23 2008, 21:09:33 UTC

Girly wouldn't suffer. You ever see someone's head after I shoot it? No? Didn't fuck think so.

But your second statement intrigues me. Please, go on.

singularpoint August 23 2008, 20:59:08 UTC

Jan-san... [Gaaaah. DX] I would be. I'm sure her family would be.

Don't do it.

eatinurdudez August 23 2008, 21:01:01 UTC

Oh, dude. Don't worry bout her family. Killed em already. They were a great fuckin soup.

Why not?

singularpoint August 23 2008, 21:03:34 UTC

[small silence; you're not helping your case, Jan]

You said you've read back in the journal, right?

eatinurdudez August 23 2008, 21:10:34 UTC

Uh-huh, sure. Why?

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