number two!
ATTENTION, EVERYONE!
You all need to keep your windows closed! Especially at night! ...Well okay, mostly only at night. But I digress.
If you leave them open... the teatray bats will come in and bite you until you die.
They're really dangerous flying rats with all kinds of diseases! And they'll get you just as you go to sleep! You'll have no chance against them! I'm really serious, so please, keep those windows closed! And trust me on this, I'm a Knight first and foremost, so I'm just looking out for everyone's well-being! ♥
[ooc: ...XD oh god, Gino. See here for method to this madness.]
You all need to keep your windows closed! Especially at night! ...Well okay, mostly only at night. But I digress.
If you leave them open... the teatray bats will come in and bite you until you die.
They're really dangerous flying rats with all kinds of diseases! And they'll get you just as you go to sleep! You'll have no chance against them! I'm really serious, so please, keep those windows closed! And trust me on this, I'm a Knight first and foremost, so I'm just looking out for everyone's well-being! ♥
[ooc: ...XD oh god, Gino. See here for method to this madness.]