[he is totally disregarding that Vergil can read this when he gets back]
You're a bastard.
And I hate you.
I don't get you, I don't get why the fuck do you the things you do. You come off as a power hungry bastard then you go and do stupid shit that makes me want to choke you myself, like jumping off that fucking cliff, purposely stopping your fucking attack... seriously Vergil I'm ready to knock you in the jaw a few hundred times for being a dick head.
So let me tell you about my day hmm? Not that you'll read this, but hey I've got nothing better to do.
Pissed off Lady, walked into a door, oh by the way she's got Yamato can't be fucked getting it back because well I'm in a spiteful mood and hopefully it'll piss you off when you crawl back to the world of the living.
I hope you're fucking burning right now, that guy Yuan wants to hold a memorial service for you, how the fuck you made friends is anyones guess. Don't think I know you anymore really, whatever I couldn't give a flying rats ass right now.- You know what, fuck this... Go die in a zombie infested fire and fucking stay there.[/private]
Hey uh... chick with the pink hair... Naruto's friend. Got a favor to ask.