I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY

[shakethesound]

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{Santa}

[blackbankai]

What's the matter, darling?

{Mrs. Claus}

[shakethesound]

[ sniffles, a couple teardrops and some snot drip onto the page ]

I was unfaithful to you. And spread bad Christmas cheer. The mistletoe above our bed -- the magic mistletoe for our naughty time --

[ breaks off into hysterical sobbing ]

{Santa}

[blackbankai]

.... Oh my. {a pause} There, there, sweetie. It was the magic, wasn't it?

{Mrs. Claus}

[shakethesound]

I'm sorry, darlin'. I need t' --

I'll make it up to you somehow. I swear.

[ shuts the journal, but not before you can hear him bawling and calling Szayel for a MIDNIGHT RIDE ]