01. [unknowingly dictated]
[heavy snoring that lasts for a minute until a loud *grunt*]
Uh... eh... n-no... I don't wanna... wake up...
[more grunting and slurring]
S-Sakura-chaaaan! ...Just five more minutes... please... ah... n-no... A-AAH!
[a loud THUMP... as he falls out of bed]
................................. Is this still my dream, dattebayo?
[feet shuffling and a gigantic yawn] Hmmm... I like this dream, ehehehehe! Nice room... But it doesn't feel like a dream. Where the hell...
[more shuffling as he walks over to the mirror] Ehehe... he... .... WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE'S TSUNADE BAA-CHAN'S NECKLACE?! OH CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAAAAAAP!!! [crashes and sounds of panic]
Uh... eh... n-no... I don't wanna... wake up...
[more grunting and slurring]
S-Sakura-chaaaan! ...Just five more minutes... please... ah... n-no... A-AAH!
[a loud THUMP... as he falls out of bed]
................................. Is this still my dream, dattebayo?
[feet shuffling and a gigantic yawn] Hmmm... I like this dream, ehehehehe! Nice room... But it doesn't feel like a dream. Where the hell...
[more shuffling as he walks over to the mirror] Ehehe... he... .... WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE'S TSUNADE BAA-CHAN'S NECKLACE?! OH CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAAAAAAP!!! [crashes and sounds of panic]