[dictated]

[somanytrueloves]

Tsk ya know what? Potato cellars suck. No really, they do. I never wanna see another potato as long as I live! If I see another potato it'll be way too soon and I'll prolly pelt you in the face with it. First I lost my journal, then fell into the cellar of doom.

I thought I was gonna drown in potatoes!!!!!!!

[mumbled] Thought I'd never escape either. If that was a "loss" then it wasn't funny ya know. I don't think it was a loss, I think it was just damned bad luck on my part.

DID I MISS ANYTHIN'????