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[goesfortheneck]

[Sound of rustling sheets]

Hnngh... Hnn?

[A startled yelp, then the creak of bedsprings of someone trying to move quick, failing, and a groan of pain.]

W-Who the fuck are you?! I don't want a fucking breakfast burger! I'm sick can't you see that?

[A slight sound of scuffle]

F-Fine! I'm taking i-it, s-see?

[Several long moments of silence,

Comments

1/2

[egregiousity]

[OH SWEET JESUS IT'S THE KING]

1/3 I LIED

[egregiousity]

[GET IN THE CAR IRA, GET IN THE GODDAMN CA- owait, ur sick]

[egregiousity]

...Are you puking 'cause of the burger, or the castle?

[goesfortheneck]

[A moan of discomfort, and then dictated;]

The castle, jackass. The burger didn't exactly help.

[egregiousity]

I thought that guy was gone.

...Are you okay?

[galacticthief]

It's just like that thing, to show up during a crisis.