Heh. I've never found myself so desperate as to turn to confection for gratification.
The enemy has been too quiet.
Do be decent, idiots. You represent the Vatican, after all.
It seems you can have your cake and eat it, too.
Well, then, let them eat cake~
Forgive me, someone had to say it. A humble priest such as myself does not partake in such sweets.
However, I am available, should any wish to confess.