Fortieth Sip

[mal_addict]

So, the sun has risen at the start of another year and we can go about our lives in this insane, stupid place. Or maybe just pray to the Privy Gods, considering how many of you got yourselves hammered last night. Good jobs on making complete tits of yourselves, by the way. It was very entertaining

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dictated;

[icarustattoo]

[And because Brock's player completely forgot to fill out that gift-giving thing, Maladict should receive a cafetiere today! See, he didn't forget about her Pig-Christmas, Brock is great.]

Are Privy Gods a real thing? [Sometimes he can't tell if people are joking, it's a thing.]

forever!

[mal_addict]

[Brock IS great. She was expecting everyone to forget her Pig-Christmas. Again]

Nah. At least, I don't think they are. There's an Oh-God of Hangovers, if that counts.

[icarustattoo]

[yes good]

... you serious?

[mal_addict]

I think he shacked up with a tooth fairy...

[icarustattoo]

That's a real thing?

[mal_addict]

What? The tooth fairies? Of course they are, who'd collect all the kid's teeth otherwise?

[icarustattoo]

Their parents ...

[mal_addict]

...What would their parents want with their teeth?

[icarustattoo]

Well, nothing. They take them so little kids think there's a tooth fairy. Like Santa Claus.

[mal_addict]

How sad it must be, to live in a world where imagination sparks nothing.

[icarustattoo]

Well, people use their imaginations. You know, for art or whatever. It just doesn't, like ... manifest out of nowhere. Uh, usually.

[mal_addict]

I know, but where I come imagination creates things. Like...real things, not just art.

[icarustattoo]

Yeah ... I remember. What about stupid stuff though, like how people think you need to wait an hour after eating before swimming? Since people believe that, does that make it, like ... for real?

[mal_addict]

I'd assume so? I mean, vampires tend to avoid large bodies of water anyway, but it's probably true for the rest of the Disc species.

[icarustattoo]

"Species" -- what else is there?

[mal_addict]

[Dryly] What other species are there on Earth?