Terezi: Be the equivalent of a middle-school narc.
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H3Y!
1M WR1T1NG TO VO1C3 TWO V3RY 1MPORT4NT CONC3RNS
4 CR1M3 4L3RT 4ND 4 CR1T1QU3 4BOUT YOUR S3RV1C3S, SO L1ST3N UP >:]
F1RST, 1M R3PORT1NG 4 CR1M3 TH4T 1S H4PP3N1NG R1GHT 4T TH1S V3RY MOM3NT!
YOU C4N F1ND TH3 D3T41LS H3R3: [She's inserted a page number here.]
JUST LOOK FOR 4 WH1NY B3SP3CT4CL3D HUM4N BOY W1TH 4 GR4P3-COLOR3D STR34K 1N H1S H41R
YOUR3 W3LCOM3 FOR TH3 T1P-OFF >8D
4NYW4Y, MY COMPL41NT 1S TH4T 1 DONT TH1NK YOU 4R3 DO1NG YOUR JOBS V3RY W3LL
1 H4V3NT H34RD OF 4NY K1DS G3TT1NG PUN1SH3D FOR TH31R POOR 4TT3ND4NC3 4T SCHOOL, 4ND TH1S 1S UN4CC3PT4BL3! >:[
1V3 DON3 MY R3S34RCH, 4ND 4PP4R3NTLY TH3R3S 4 LOT OF TH3FT 1N TH1S C1TY
1F YOU DONT STOP TH3 D3L1NQU3NTS WH3N TH3YR3 YOUNG 4ND ST1LL 1MPR3SS1ON4BL3...
WH4T W1LL YOU DO L4T3R?!
1TS 1MP3R4T1V3 TH4T YOU S3T FORTH 4ND M4K3 SUR3 JUST1C3 1S S3RV3D 1MM3D14T3LY!!!
(1F YOU N33D 4NY H3LP, YOU M4Y F1ND M3 H3R3 [she's inserted the address of S4UCY M4NS1ON #2, as well as a phone number]
4FT3R SCHOOL 1S DON3 FOR TH3 D4Y, OF COURS3 >;])
[Dave]
D4V3 D4V3 D4444444V3
YOU C4NT 4VO1D M3 FOR3V3R >:]
H4V3 YOU B33N GO1NG TO SCHOOL L1K3 3V3RY GOOD P4R1S14N K1D SHOULD?
OR 4R3 YOU PL4Y1NG 1T COOOOOOL???
M4K3 SUR3 YOU DONT L13 TO M3
1 M4Y NOT B3 4BL3 TO SM3LL L13S 4NYMOR3, BUT 1 4M 1N CLOS3 CONT4CT W1TH TH3 4UTHOR1T13S OF TH1S 4R34
4ND 1V3 B33N M4K1NG MY ROUNDS, YOU KNOW!
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H3Y!
1M WR1T1NG TO VO1C3 TWO V3RY 1MPORT4NT CONC3RNS
4 CR1M3 4L3RT 4ND 4 CR1T1QU3 4BOUT YOUR S3RV1C3S, SO L1ST3N UP >:]
F1RST, 1M R3PORT1NG 4 CR1M3 TH4T 1S H4PP3N1NG R1GHT 4T TH1S V3RY MOM3NT!
YOU C4N F1ND TH3 D3T41LS H3R3: [She's inserted a page number here.]
JUST LOOK FOR 4 WH1NY B3SP3CT4CL3D HUM4N BOY W1TH 4 GR4P3-COLOR3D STR34K 1N H1S H41R
YOUR3 W3LCOM3 FOR TH3 T1P-OFF >8D
4NYW4Y, MY COMPL41NT 1S TH4T 1 DONT TH1NK YOU 4R3 DO1NG YOUR JOBS V3RY W3LL
1 H4V3NT H34RD OF 4NY K1DS G3TT1NG PUN1SH3D FOR TH31R POOR 4TT3ND4NC3 4T SCHOOL, 4ND TH1S 1S UN4CC3PT4BL3! >:[
1V3 DON3 MY R3S34RCH, 4ND 4PP4R3NTLY TH3R3S 4 LOT OF TH3FT 1N TH1S C1TY
1F YOU DONT STOP TH3 D3L1NQU3NTS WH3N TH3YR3 YOUNG 4ND ST1LL 1MPR3SS1ON4BL3...
WH4T W1LL YOU DO L4T3R?!
1TS 1MP3R4T1V3 TH4T YOU S3T FORTH 4ND M4K3 SUR3 JUST1C3 1S S3RV3D 1MM3D14T3LY!!!
(1F YOU N33D 4NY H3LP, YOU M4Y F1ND M3 H3R3 [she's inserted the address of S4UCY M4NS1ON #2, as well as a phone number]
4FT3R SCHOOL 1S DON3 FOR TH3 D4Y, OF COURS3 >;])
[Dave]
D4V3 D4V3 D4444444V3
YOU C4NT 4VO1D M3 FOR3V3R >:]
H4V3 YOU B33N GO1NG TO SCHOOL L1K3 3V3RY GOOD P4R1S14N K1D SHOULD?
OR 4R3 YOU PL4Y1NG 1T COOOOOOL???
M4K3 SUR3 YOU DONT L13 TO M3
1 M4Y NOT B3 4BL3 TO SM3LL L13S 4NYMOR3, BUT 1 4M 1N CLOS3 CONT4CT W1TH TH3 4UTHOR1T13S OF TH1S 4R34
4ND 1V3 B33N M4K1NG MY ROUNDS, YOU KNOW!
H4H4H4H4H4H4