[written, mostly legibly. it's a passing thought.]
Think it'll stay this way all through Christmas?
[folks in the apartment;]
[he'll dictate this part, since people might... recognize the voice of that antisocial, shifty-looking guy a little better than handwriting.]
...If any of you idiots need something to eat, there's tons of leftovers in the fridge now. Don't let that stuff go to waste.
[he's been busy while no one has been looking. :|a]