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[So now the initial crisis of waking up in some human place, AS A HUMAN is done with, Spike is trying to come to grips with a body plan he really isn't used to]
Okay, seriously. How do you humans balance without a tail? I've been trying for hours and I'm just not getting it. Do you have to lean a special way or something?
[A slightly irritated huff] This sucks. I miss my scales, and being able to breathe fire. Seesh you guys are cold. And these little human teeth are no good for eating gemstones at all.
And that's another thing, what're we supposed to eat? I can't read any of the labels on the food in the kitchen. It's all in some really weird language. I don't want to eat any meat by accident.
Okay, seriously. How do you humans balance without a tail? I've been trying for hours and I'm just not getting it. Do you have to lean a special way or something?
[A slightly irritated huff] This sucks. I miss my scales, and being able to breathe fire. Seesh you guys are cold. And these little human teeth are no good for eating gemstones at all.
And that's another thing, what're we supposed to eat? I can't read any of the labels on the food in the kitchen. It's all in some really weird language. I don't want to eat any meat by accident.