hark burn the bells
[Kasanoda quickly took notice when the castle decorated itself. He knows what time of the year it is, and he clearly remembers what happened last year. So he's taking some precautions.]
Not this time, castle.
[He's gotten a cigarette lighter, and is trying to set every bit of mistletoe on fire. He's not leaving anything to chance. Naturally, it hasn't occurred to him that this year they aren't magical and that something else might make him lock lips. Feel free to spot him anywhere mistletoe might be, and you're also free to indulge in Sugar Plum antics.]
Those did not count as kisses, you little - [grumble grumble grumble...]
Not this time, castle.
[He's gotten a cigarette lighter, and is trying to set every bit of mistletoe on fire. He's not leaving anything to chance. Naturally, it hasn't occurred to him that this year they aren't magical and that something else might make him lock lips. Feel free to spot him anywhere mistletoe might be, and you're also free to indulge in Sugar Plum antics.]
Those did not count as kisses, you little - [grumble grumble grumble...]