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[mouthiness]

[The recorded sound of Deadpool drumming his fingers goes on for about a minute before he slams his hand down]

Oh come on! Really?! The castle isn't doing anything awesome for Halloween?! I guess I should be happy that it was a mellow couple of days and I gained a little bit more than I lost gambling but still!

No zombies, no spiders, no

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[ultimaverum]

[.......Wade]

You know Christmas is going to be awful now, right?

[mouthiness]

No no! It's going to be completely awesome. Just wait and see.

[ultimaverum]

Nope. You shouldn't go and try to test this place, Wade...!

[WHAT IF IT ENDS UP like that year where you left and were crazy... crazier for a bit and that ended up being like the worst year ever it was terrible YOU'VE JINXED THEM ALL, MAN]

[mouthiness]

This place owes me! I'm bored so it should entertain me better! I'm stuck here with nothing to do and it's somebody's fault. So there.

[likethetragedy]

Are you trying to get us all killed?

[mouthiness]

Not this week.

[likethetragedy]

You know some of us are actually enjoying the lack of life or death situations.

[Not that she couldn't go for a good fight.]

[mouthiness]

Yeah, boring people obviously.

[foolreversed]

Dude! I feel ripped off and disappointed too! The heck was up with that, the "scariest" thing that happened all October was my bathroom being girly. What the hell, Castle.

And I was looking forward to Halloween too, we don't celebrate it where I'm from.

[mouthiness]

Last year the decorations came to life. It. Was. AWESOME.
Yeah, you got ripped off royally. It's not supposed to be so lame.

[foolreversed]

Aw geez, seriously!? Man, that sounds so awesome!

I repeat: what the hell Castle!!

[mouthiness]

It was. I got to spend the whole night killing zombies. SO fun.
I know! This year was totally lame. King of lame. Lame icing on a lame cake. LAME.

[onlyanapple]

Doesn't being a hermit mean you have to stop talking to people?

[mouthiness]

That's cute! You actually thinking something can shut me up. Adorable

[onlyanapple]

I know, I don't know what came over me. Maybe now you'll get your wish. Get killer Turkeys or something.

[mouthiness]

But that happened last year!
They gave me indigestion.

[elementoflol]

What's Halloween?

[mouthiness]

Where you eat massive amounts of candy and either get scared or do the scaring. It's great! It just didn't really happen this year.

[elementoflol]

That's Nightmare Night, you silly filly.

[mouthiness]

I am not a filly! I am a man!
...But that's what they call Halloween where you're from then? Why? Because you're supposed to give each other nightmares?