Entrée de Journal Soixante et Un: Stargazing

[malfoy_purity]

Hmmm, that meteor shower reminded me of sitting on the astronomy tower at school

Comments

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[ar0se]

nope too late!
john and i have already named them all

[malfoy_purity]

What have you named them?

/in which i pretend we have actually named more than two as of writing

[ar0se]

quackittarius the duck
pizzies the pizza slice
tuttifrutti the troll bearing grapes
ive got a whole list if you want to hear it

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[malfoy_purity]

... Are you serious?

[ar0se]

yes quite serious
we are going to do horoscopes for them and everything

[malfoy_purity]

But...don't you think the names are a bit daft?

[ar0se]

nope they are the best names
thats really all there is to say on the matter

[Of course they are daft, that is the whole point!]

[malfoy_purity]

Hardly, I'm not calling the stars here pizza.

[ar0se]

what about crabcatch the grump

[malfoy_purity]

Why would I name a star after something that sounds like a sexually transmitted disease?

[ar0se]

[................................. what

what]

oh my god no!
that is not what its named after at all!
what the heck kind of disease even is that
no never mind i dont want to know

I'm sorry I love your icon :D

[malfoy_purity]

You've never heard of Crabs?

[ar0se]

i just said i dont want to know!!!
god i am only six ok
i dont want to talk about sexually transmitted anything!

[malfoy_purity]

Oh...you're six?

[ar0se]

yes six

[she's not about to tell him that's roughly 13 in Earth years, of course. even if she was older she wouldn't want to talk about that stuff!]

[malfoy_purity]

Ah right...you should probably just ignore what I said then.