Fifteenth Flutter
[This pony has not been having a good week, and it's only Tuesday. Pinkie Pie is a statue, her friends are suffering losses, and now she's learned that Spike has been kidnapped. There is only so much a Pegasus can take.]
[Dictated.]
E-excuse me... I'm sorry to bother you all, but my good, dear friend Spike has been kidnapped... He's a baby dragon, so he needs all of our help... He's little, and purple, and green, so if you see him, please let me know...
... And... and the man who stole him, who wore armor, and is a 'jackass'...
... You shouldn't have... I mean, it wasn't nice to... If we could just talk...
[... No. No. You know what? This won't stand. Her voice is getting stronger...]
... Give... Spike... Back. Right now! Do you hear me? He's just a baby! What kind of terrible person tricks a baby with candy? You have got to be one of the meanest people in this entire castle! You better tell me where he is!
You do not - I repeat - you do not! Hurt! My! Friends!
[Dictated.]
E-excuse me... I'm sorry to bother you all, but my good, dear friend Spike has been kidnapped... He's a baby dragon, so he needs all of our help... He's little, and purple, and green, so if you see him, please let me know...
... And... and the man who stole him, who wore armor, and is a 'jackass'...
... You shouldn't have... I mean, it wasn't nice to... If we could just talk...
[... No. No. You know what? This won't stand. Her voice is getting stronger...]
... Give... Spike... Back. Right now! Do you hear me? He's just a baby! What kind of terrible person tricks a baby with candy? You have got to be one of the meanest people in this entire castle! You better tell me where he is!
You do not - I repeat - you do not! Hurt! My! Friends!