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[chosengigolo]

[dictated; ]

Okay, I get it, castle. It's fall. You can stop with leaves. It's starting to be a real hassle pulling them outta my beautiful hair all the time.

[he gives a very melodramatic sigh. His life is hard.]

Where are all they even coming from anyway? There aren't that many trees.

Are all the seasons this extreme?

Comments

[tomatoandbasil]

I'm sorely tempted to host a class on basic outdoor survival with how many of you are complaining about having to camp for a couple nights.

[SIGHING oh you youngins and your taking it easy]

I'm sure your hair will survive.

[chosengigolo]

Oh it's not the camping I minded. It's all the time picking out leaves that I care about.

[tomatoandbasil]

Hair is washable, you know.

[Get back to her when you have leaves in your underwear all day erryday.]

[chosengigolo]

But damp hair would get even more leaves stuck.

[....well then]

[tomatoandbasil]

....

[Give her a minute to facepalm and rub her temples.]

You sound more like a woman than I do.

[chosengigolo]

What?

No way! You sound much more like a gorgeous babe than I do!

[tomatoandbasil]

[FEH oh gods she's going to instantly think you're related to Isabela]

The castle doesn't get enough of your type lately, does it?

[chosengigolo]

What can I say? I'm a type that's hard to resist even for sentient buildings.

[tomatoandbasil]

Vain? Loud? Dense?