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[chosengigolo]

[Dictated; tapping the journal a few times]

So this is some kinda communicator? That's why all the voices coming from it, right?

Okay. Glad we got past that!

[claps his hands together, it's a bit muffled because he's wearing gloves]So! Who wants to explain to me what in the world's going on

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[kyasdaughter]

That's really chauvinistic.

[chosengigolo]

Hey, I mean no offense.

[Except you sound cute...]

And what's your name? ♥

[kyasdaughter]

You're in a place called Paradisa. You've - well, all of us - we've sort of been kidnapped. There's no real way of getting away from this place.

And I'm Katara.

[chosengigolo]

Paradisa? I'm not surprised that someone would want to, but what makes this place so inescapable?

It's lovely to make your acquaintance. You can call me Zelos.

[cloakand_danger]

So glad to hear you're willing to settle for the rest of us, Wilder.

[Just who you wanted to hear from, amirite?]

[chosengigolo]

[ ! ]

[NOT SO MUCH.]

Renegades?

What is going on here?

[cloakand_danger]

...Not exactly.

First things first: What's the last thing you remember happening?

[chosengigolo]

Whoa. What does that matter?

[courageous_wit]

...What?

[chosengigolo]

Why hello there. ♥

[courageous_wit]

Erm, hello. I'm... not quite sure if I fall within your qualifications, but I can still explain this place to you.

[chosengigolo]

Don't sell yourself short, your voice is perfectly lovely! I would be lucky to hear an explanation from you!

[mal_addict]

[Have a woman with a very masculine voice, instead, Zelos]

Oh wonderful, another one.

[chosengigolo]

[Huh...that's quite the mystery. ]

Another what?

[mal_addict]

Sex-crazed lunatic who wouldn't actually know what to do with a woman if she danced around in front of him naked screaming 'take me now, big boy'.

[chosengigolo]

Hey.

I know what to do with a woman if she was doing that.

[...Priorities, he has them]

[inafadingcrown]

[This beautiful woman with a sexy voice is just kind of staring at the journal with what may best be described as a "WTF" expression on her face.]

What curious priorities you have.

[chosengigolo]

What can I say? I enjoy lovely ladies.

And what's your name? ♥

[inafadingcrown]

I enjoy many things, yet none of them were first in my thoughts when I found myself taken from my home.

[Is that a heart? Seriously?] I am Galadriel, Lady of Lórien.

[chosengigolo]

Maybe it's different for everyone.

A true pleasure, Lady Galadriel. I'm the Great Zelos Wilder, but just call me Zelos.