~ thirty-fifth fairy tale
[so Amy's been thinking, throughout River's recent loss and after she woke up herself again, and has decided she might as well just air everything out in the open--partially keeping in mind her promise with Rory to not keep secrets from each other, and partially in hopes that talking about and acknowledging this situation might make it feel more... real, and less like a massive cosmic in-joke that she's not a part of.
Therefore, castle, you get a clearing of the throat before she starts speaking into the journal]
Hiiii, castle... Amy Pond here, making an announcement. Rory and I are--we're parents now. Surprise!
[she's trying to sound lighthearted. It is so not working]
As it turns out, River Song is our daughter. Now I know she's a big... girl... and can take of herself, but you listen to me: anyone who hurts her is gonna have to deal with Mum and Dad. Especially Dad. Rory knows how to use a sword.
So. Right! That's settled.
Therefore, castle, you get a clearing of the throat before she starts speaking into the journal]
Hiiii, castle... Amy Pond here, making an announcement. Rory and I are--we're parents now. Surprise!
[she's trying to sound lighthearted. It is so not working]
As it turns out, River Song is our daughter. Now I know she's a big... girl... and can take of herself, but you listen to me: anyone who hurts her is gonna have to deal with Mum and Dad. Especially Dad. Rory knows how to use a sword.
So. Right! That's settled.