Three Years
[Three whole years. Plus two days. Oops.
It feels strange to know that he's been here for three years, but stranger that it's been a full, consecutive year since he's been home. He's so used to bouncing between home and Paradisa at least twice a year. Even when he's at home, he's always going from one place to another.
But you accumulate a lot of stuff in three years, and despite not being a material person, Clark's closet has become some sort of weird museum of random things. Most of which was shoved to the side and back when Lois moved in almost a year ago. There isn't much incentive to get rid of old stuff when you don't see it, and the castle complicates things by making the damned closet eternally deeper and deeper to accommodate all the STUFF.
So Clark is spending his three-years-and-two-days-iversary cleaning out the closet. And not at super-speed.
He is currently holding up a stuffed animal, not that the castle at large can see it. He doesn't sound impressed.]
Huh. I have no idea how I have so much stuff. I don't even like collecting things.
[Sound of a cardboard box being opened, and then, almost surprised:]
I didn't think I owned this many capes.
It feels strange to know that he's been here for three years, but stranger that it's been a full, consecutive year since he's been home. He's so used to bouncing between home and Paradisa at least twice a year. Even when he's at home, he's always going from one place to another.
But you accumulate a lot of stuff in three years, and despite not being a material person, Clark's closet has become some sort of weird museum of random things. Most of which was shoved to the side and back when Lois moved in almost a year ago. There isn't much incentive to get rid of old stuff when you don't see it, and the castle complicates things by making the damned closet eternally deeper and deeper to accommodate all the STUFF.
So Clark is spending his three-years-and-two-days-iversary cleaning out the closet. And not at super-speed.
He is currently holding up a stuffed animal, not that the castle at large can see it. He doesn't sound impressed.]
Huh. I have no idea how I have so much stuff. I don't even like collecting things.
[Sound of a cardboard box being opened, and then, almost surprised:]
I didn't think I owned this many capes.