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[Ah, the town. Sometimes, sadly, a site of bloody carnage. Sometimes an idyllic if rather large hamlet where a castle resident can go to unwind, get a bite to eat, or find work. Sometimes, a site of weirder chaos than just plain violence.
Today there seems to have been a very unfortunate accident, on the latter note - an egg cart and a flour wagon have collided together, crashing into a sugar-and-chocolate store and the contents collectively, flour, chocolate, sugar and eggs, have somehow managed to mix and form a sludgy, battery flood that's washing over the cobblestones and lapping up over the ankles of the townspeople...
Children are grubbing around in the mess scooping up handfuls and eating it, to the horror of their parents. Innocent working folk are wading through the mess with it flooding their shoes. The street is in chaos! It's flooded with protocake! And the mess only continues to spread...
What better place for a confused resident to try and help, or make things worse? What will you do, Traveler? Help reunite confused children with their parents? Sample the cake yourself? Turn around and go back to the castle because fuck this shit? The choice is yours!]
Today there seems to have been a very unfortunate accident, on the latter note - an egg cart and a flour wagon have collided together, crashing into a sugar-and-chocolate store and the contents collectively, flour, chocolate, sugar and eggs, have somehow managed to mix and form a sludgy, battery flood that's washing over the cobblestones and lapping up over the ankles of the townspeople...
Children are grubbing around in the mess scooping up handfuls and eating it, to the horror of their parents. Innocent working folk are wading through the mess with it flooding their shoes. The street is in chaos! It's flooded with protocake! And the mess only continues to spread...
What better place for a confused resident to try and help, or make things worse? What will you do, Traveler? Help reunite confused children with their parents? Sample the cake yourself? Turn around and go back to the castle because fuck this shit? The choice is yours!]