Twenty-Ninth Issue - My Little Jony: Friendship is Ambitious but Rubbish
[There is a clattering sound as Jono's journal falls open, jarred open by his waking up somewhat...changed.]
What th' hell...? Why'm I...? Oh God, not this again... why th' hell can I even talk like this?
[Jono clumsily rolls himself out of bed, being unused to walking around on hooves. Anyone who's spent any time around the Ponies will recognize the sound of hooves on carpet. When he reaches his door, a problem arises.]
Great. How'm I supposed to open th' bloody door without fingers?
[That's when inspiration strikes, and he turns so his hindquarters are facing the door, and with a mighty kick, the gray-furred adult pony sends his bedroom door flying across the hall. Noticing his journal is open, Jono trots back over, seizing the thing with his teeth so it'll land on his back face-up, and quickly dictates a filter before trotting back out of his room.]
[Filtered to Fluttershy]
Oi, Fluttershy, I've got a favor t'ask ya, if yer not busy. Seems th' castle decided t'turn me inta one o' yer lot. I'm not exactly sure what'm supposed t'do with all o' this...an' it seems I've got wings, too. Mind helpin' me out?
[/Filter]
[Now Jono is going to attempt to head downstairs, and figure out how to eat without hands. Feel free to bump into him at any point down to the kitchen, or wtf at another pony in the castle, one with a much less sunny disposition than most XD]
What th' hell...? Why'm I...? Oh God, not this again... why th' hell can I even talk like this?
[Jono clumsily rolls himself out of bed, being unused to walking around on hooves. Anyone who's spent any time around the Ponies will recognize the sound of hooves on carpet. When he reaches his door, a problem arises.]
Great. How'm I supposed to open th' bloody door without fingers?
[That's when inspiration strikes, and he turns so his hindquarters are facing the door, and with a mighty kick, the gray-furred adult pony sends his bedroom door flying across the hall. Noticing his journal is open, Jono trots back over, seizing the thing with his teeth so it'll land on his back face-up, and quickly dictates a filter before trotting back out of his room.]
[Filtered to Fluttershy]
Oi, Fluttershy, I've got a favor t'ask ya, if yer not busy. Seems th' castle decided t'turn me inta one o' yer lot. I'm not exactly sure what'm supposed t'do with all o' this...an' it seems I've got wings, too. Mind helpin' me out?
[/Filter]
[Now Jono is going to attempt to head downstairs, and figure out how to eat without hands. Feel free to bump into him at any point down to the kitchen, or wtf at another pony in the castle, one with a much less sunny disposition than most XD]