027 Points - A clean castle is a happy castle

[tomatoandbasil]

[What a fine day it is for the tail end of summer, isn't it, Paradisa? Everyone's rooms are back to normal. We all may or may not be scarred for life. We may all be varying degrees of depressed to have seen and heard what was hidden in us and in others. But the important thing is we made it out alive. Right? Right. Life goes on

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[checkbelowdecks]

[turning around, a smirk already in place]

Oh? And since when did you care?

[tomatoandbasil]

You're the filthiest of them all, Isabela! Why, those ears look like they haven't...

[Shaking her head out.]

...I'm not touching her, you damned castle!

[checkbelowdecks]

[there's a brief look of surprise, but she recovers quickly enough.

tugging on an earlobe] What about my ears?

[...grin]

[tomatoandbasil]

They're as filthy as your mouth and mind is what they are!

[Oh gods, no. Rubbing her forehead as she taps her swab against her side nervously.]

Anyone but her, for gods' sake. I'll make you pay if you make me do it to her! I'll strip your walls one by one!

[checkbelowdecks]

Really? That's rather dirty, isn't it?

[tomatoandbasil]

Quite so. So why don't you...

[Shaking her head again.]

...go away and let me be in peace.

[checkbelowdecks]

[cupping her ear and turning slightly towards you]

What was that?

[tomatoandbasil]

I'm not cleaning you. No matter how strongly I desire to. I will fight it just this once!

[checkbelowdecks]

[taking a step closer] I don't see anything wrong with giving in to your desires.

[tomatoandbasil]

This is entirely wrong, Isabela. I'm violating peoples' privacy and bodies and I refuse to let it go on any longer! At least, not with you.

[But but. Dirty pirate wench ears.]

[checkbelowdecks]

I wouldn't mind. [smirk]

[tomatoandbasil]

I know you wouldn't; that's the thing. So get out, now.

[She looks like she's about ready to tackle you and do it anyways. No, Para, no. She will never take enough showers to cleanse herself of this.]

[checkbelowdecks]

Now that's illogical.

[tomatoandbasil]

This is your last warning, Isabela. Get out. I won't be gentle if it makes me do this.

[Fully tense and coiled now, seconds away from toppling her and showing her how to wash up.]

[checkbelowdecks]

[yup. Getting all close and personal now.]

Oh? So you like it rough?

[tomatoandbasil]

No. Gentle! It's going to be gentle then! Whatever way you don't want it most!

[Biting on her hand to keep it in place, looking seething and angry. Sort of like a dragon.]