Nope. Sounds like something's just hearing things. [He waves a hand.] Be a good little tentacle creature and, uh... Go find someone else to be stupid at. The undisputed rulers of the galaxy have some business to take care of.
[She'll pick them up with her tentacles and TOSS THEM DOWN THE HALL >:( ] Insects from another dimension. Minuscule. I'll have your spines between my teeth.
[Red, because his life sucks, is unfortunately underneath Purple's wriggling body, which is a lot less filthy than it sounds. Excuse him while he takes a moment to shove his co-ruler of the entire galaxy OFF OF HIM.]
Okay, now I'm pissed. [SEE HIS ANGRY, ILLYRIA?] Listen you walking sack of space noodles, either you turn around and go back to whatever inferior stinking planet you crawled out of, or things are going to get ugly.. ier. Our mercy is limited to the next five minutes. [He glances around shiftily, then hauls Purple up and ducks behind the next corridor and peers out waiting for... Illyria's unquestioning surrender. TRY AND GET THEM NOW, BITCH.]
[/tentacle wave]
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[Glances over at Red] Did you bleat?
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[Like tacos.]
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Hey! We don't even have any spines!! [he... unfortunately thought you meant like... ridge-like spines.]
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Okay, now I'm pissed. [SEE HIS ANGRY, ILLYRIA?] Listen you walking sack of space noodles, either you turn around and go back to whatever inferior stinking planet you crawled out of, or things are going to get ugly.. ier. Our mercy is limited to the next five minutes. [He glances around shiftily, then hauls Purple up and ducks behind the next corridor and peers out waiting for... Illyria's unquestioning surrender. TRY AND GET THEM NOW, BITCH.]
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Ignorant little dust mites. It bothers me that you think your mercy matters.
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and then ducking oh god. He peers out beneath Red. And whispers to his bro:]
Uhhhhh maybe we shouldn't... insult the giant cranky monster...
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...Now would be a really good time for some Elites to show up.
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