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029. Black Dog

Aug 16, 2011 20:49

[It's taken him longer than he'd thought, between people blowing shit up and world changes and evil guys needing to be socked in the face.

But finally, his Cool Guy Cabin is complete.

So, Brock's out in the woods on the front porch of this totally badass cabin of his, dictating into the journal.]

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oftheforsaken August 17 2011, 01:57:01 UTC

[You know what else is typically in the forest?

That's right, elves. Bitchy, terrible, elves. They just think they own the damn place!

Here, have one of these jerks just passing by your cabin, Brock. And standing there. And glaring. Like a sim.]

icarustattoo August 17 2011, 02:28:56 UTC

[Goddamn elves, man!

You know what's not typically in the forest, but is in there right now?

A puppy.

And this particular puppy SUDDENLY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE WHOA WHAT THE FUCK

and starts chewing

on Sylvanas's cloak. Grrrrr!!]

oftheforsaken August 17 2011, 02:41:58 UTC

[Sylvanas is just narrowing her eyes at the stupid cabin, right about to oh all that is holy what is that thing tugging at her cloak?

The elf turns quickly, staring down at the creature before scowling at it.]

Begone, foul beast!

[And she'll just be... yanking that away about now...]

icarustattoo August 17 2011, 02:47:58 UTC

[Never!! Puppy jaws are strong, he holds fast!

Also, as soon as she starts tugging, he starts tugging too. This is a game ...]

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furriendly August 17 2011, 01:57:27 UTC

[No kids????]

Aww, why not?

icarustattoo August 17 2011, 02:29:26 UTC

'cause you guys have your own places to hang out. There's like an arcade or something, right?

furriendly August 17 2011, 03:06:15 UTC

But what if I wanted to visit to say hello? In person?

icarustattoo August 17 2011, 03:07:37 UTC

... Nepeta, are you making a sad face right now.

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mc_blackheart August 17 2011, 02:08:09 UTC

[Guess who feels a little bad that she didn't help with the cabin like she said she would? I mean, he finished it before she moved back, but still. So Molotov comes tromping along with a six-pack.

But then.

Puppy.]

icarustattoo August 17 2011, 02:30:43 UTC

[Why do you feel bad, Molotov? It's not like Brock basically built this whole thing on his own. Twice. Because you shot it up that one time.

No guilt needed!

But yes, this is a puppy -- who looks pretty darn pleased to see Molotov. Or maybe it's the beer. But either way, he is trotting up to her!]

mc_blackheart August 17 2011, 02:36:22 UTC

[Hey, she didn't mean to shoot it up (it was mostly Alleyne destroying it anyway), and she really would have helped! Except she wasn't living in the castle. So shut up.

Molotov knits her brow when this dog comes up to her, and looks around for Brock.]

Go back to your owner now, dog.

icarustattoo August 17 2011, 02:37:46 UTC

[Yeah, sure, whatever. I do not believe you, jerk.

The puppy sits down in front of Molotov and gives her a really flat look. For a dog. It's pretty impressive.]

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icarustattoo August 17 2011, 03:44:16 UTC

[Excuse you Rhyme!!! No kids means no kids!

And so, observe as this TERRIFYING CREATURE EMERGES AND STARTS GROWLING FEROCIOUSLY YEAH!! except it's just a little puppy yipping like the tiny creature it is.

grr. fear me. grrrr.]

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icarustattoo August 17 2011, 20:34:50 UTC

[BARK BARK YIP BARK!!

The puppy advances! What do?]

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mal_addict August 17 2011, 09:43:07 UTC

About damn time.

[Mal will be so heading over there now. It'll be good to get at least a little away from the castle, and mocking Brock always makes her feel...

Why is there a puppy here?]

icarustattoo August 17 2011, 20:36:00 UTC

[Why wouldn't there be a puppy there?

No, that's actually a very good question. For its part, the puppy looks ... not pleased to see Maladict. If dogs could groan unhappily, it would be doing such a thing. Little paws covering its eyes and everything.]

mal_addict August 17 2011, 21:20:08 UTC

[Mal isn't that great with animals. She's vaguely aware she's supposed to be. All that 'children of ze night' bullcrap, but since when was she ever good at the evil vampire stuff anyway?

She stares at that...really weird thing the dog is doing, before glancing around]

Brock? If you're here, you should know you have the worst guard dog in history. No wonder your little clubhouse keeps getting destroyed.

icarustattoo August 19 2011, 02:55:06 UTC

[Excuse you, what!!! Brock is a wonderful guard dog! So he barks a little, offended, except wait, that is a stupid thing to be offended about. Because he is not a dog.

Usually.

Of course, there is no answer when she calls for Brock, though. Just the puppy sitting there and somehow managing to look displeased.]

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