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madetothwart in paradisa

37. That's what she said

Aug 16, 2011 17:18

[The journals suddenly start recording rather odd noises; it starts with the catchy country-style LP of 'Jesus is the Telephone Repairman on the switchboard of my life'1, and is joined rather soon afterwards by a surprised sounding English voice.]

Well... I say, Miss Dalma!

[A woman's voice follows shortly after, her tone a mix of fascination ( Read more... )

tia dalma, aziraphale

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notjamesbond August 16 2011, 16:23:51 UTC

...

[DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS]

What are you two doing over there?

madetothwart August 16 2011, 16:27:27 UTC

Hm?

Mr. Pulsifer, is that you?

notjamesbond August 16 2011, 16:28:42 UTC

Yes, yes it is.

...You're not, er, mingling with someone else, if you catch my drift?

madetothwart August 16 2011, 16:34:13 UTC

I wasn't aware it was prohibited to mingle with other people.

[He sounds rather affronted at that; just because he was an angel and God was around, didn't mean he couldn't have a life outside his duties. Honestly, some people.]

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painhumbles August 16 2011, 16:24:13 UTC

....Do I have to even say anything?

madetothwart August 16 2011, 16:29:02 UTC

[Lord, why did it have to be Gabriel? He can't follow the other angel's sardonic comments at the best of times, he always felt they would be better suited to an audience of individuals with hair the colour of skittles.]

About what?

painhumbles August 16 2011, 16:33:20 UTC

[TO THAT, AZIRAPHALE'S BRACKETS, GABRIEL SAYS, "Mmmm, Skittles.]

About your happy ending.

madetothwart August 16 2011, 16:36:00 UTC

[Happy Ending? What on earth could he be referring to? Riful, perhaps?]

...thank you?

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checkbelowdecks August 16 2011, 16:26:53 UTC

What? Already?

madetothwart August 16 2011, 16:31:19 UTC

[He has no notion what she's talking about at all.]

Excuse me, miss?

checkbelowdecks August 16 2011, 20:03:47 UTC

That was quick.

madetothwart August 18 2011, 02:25:15 UTC

What was quick?

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drugged_chai August 16 2011, 17:11:19 UTC

Ah...you are aware you can be heard?

madetothwart August 16 2011, 17:15:57 UTC

Dr. Suresh?

--ah no, I'm afraid my journal must have fallen open when the settee got disturbed.

drugged_chai August 17 2011, 03:17:48 UTC

Right, I just thought I should warn you before you got a little too intimate...although admittedly I'm a little late.

madetothwart August 18 2011, 02:26:07 UTC

Intimate? Miss Dalma and I are quite intimate, I suppose, like any good friends.

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inherbones August 16 2011, 18:51:23 UTC

Yes.

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inherbones August 17 2011, 00:57:49 UTC

Not dis one. It cannot be taught.

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