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[painhumbles]

[Whistle] Well. All I can hope is that everyone comes out of this with their tentacle rape virginity still intact. I mean, wounds heal, death only gets you a headstone in the creepy graveyard, but being badtouched lasts forever. Right? 'Course right.

That said, all conspiracy theories about how this is gonna turn into the ending of a bad horror

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[playdohsmash]

Chipper.

[painhumbles]

Always.

[playdohsmash]

[And a little more seriously:]

They'll really come back?

[painhumbles]

Yep. Takes the whole "death is cheap" angle and runs with it, huh?

[playdohsmash]

I can't really say much. I was dead once, too.

[But it's in a light, playful tone.]

[painhumbles]

[There's an awkward pause and then...]

Me too. We should get matching bracelets.

[playdohsmash]

[She laughs.]

Can we get our names engraved onto them, too?

[painhumbles]

And our epitaphs, while we're being ambitious.

[playdohsmash]

Oh, well - that's a little too gloomy. I got out of the coffin before they put me into the ground.

[painhumbles]

You weren't running from someone with a stake or a sword, right?

[playdohsmash]

Nope. I take it that's what happened to you?

[painhumbles]

Nope. There wasn't a whole lot of running involved.

[playdohsmash]

What happened to you, then? If you don't mind my asking. I always get a little curious when it comes to the circumstances of death.

[painhumbles]

Family squabble. Don't stand in the line of fire when you're related to the Hatfields and the McCoys. [He'll be... Sorta nice about it. Hey, at least he's not flat out going FUCK NO.]

[playdohsmash]

[Always a plus. She'll comment in return, tone light:]

The first time in my life I went more than ten miles from home? I end up strangled to death on a cruise ship trying to get some ice for my ginger ale.

C'est la vie, I guess.

[painhumbles]

Ouch. Death by Alanis Morissette's definition of irony. The worst kind.