Host King's Forty-Fifth Court

[daddyhost]

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MERMAIDS

[daddyhost]

[malfoy_purity]

[Draco is sat there poking at his new tail]

Why do I always get the ridiculous costumes? Who would want to be a merman anyway? They're vicious.

[tunafanatic]

You've got mermen in your world?

[He is not the only one less than thrilled about the costume situation.]

[malfoy_purity]

Yes but they're green, ugly and have sharp teeth. I suppose you don't then?

[tunafanatic]

No. Our world doesn't really have anything like that.

[malfoy_purity]

Oh, not any creatures? Centaurs...hippogriffs?

[entailing]

Point.

[hello hello, here's a visitor attempting to not come across as unimpressed] How do you keep that thing on, anyway?

[malfoy_purity]

Hmm I don’t know he has this odd see through sticky stuff, I’d have just used a sticking charm.

[entailing]

[is like "wut" at that, but she chooses to not ask...for now]

Must be some really good glue.

[malfoy_purity]

Sso long as it keeps them on I suppose, I don't want to turn around and have it all fall off. Who're you anyway?

[entailing]

A passerby. [read: "I washed up here on the wave of your fangirls"]

[malfoy_purity]

Oh. Well I suppose at least you're not screaming in my ear. I swore I was going to go deaf!

[entailing]

What's with that? Do you attract crowds all the time?

[malfoy_purity]

Not generally, no. I think if I did I'd create a repelling charm out of necessity.

[entailing]

[siiigh] The castle again, then.

[malfoy_purity]

Yes isn't it always. Has it done something to you?