03 ☣ two voices that are definitely not up to anything.

Jul 21, 2011 23:05

[FILTERED AWAY FROM ZIM]

[Welcome to another edition of IRKEN MASTERPIECE THEATER. If you could see your two “overlords,” you’d see they look very contrite and innocent. I mean, really. They are so fucking innocent. But since you can’t see them, you have to... Hear the saccharine sweetness in their voices.

It’s kinda creepy.]

We- The Almighty Tallest, ( Read more... )

almighty tallest purple, almighty tallest red

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p2iioniic July 22 2011, 10:56:11 UTC
oh really.

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superiorheight July 23 2011, 01:40:55 UTC
[Can you feel the glaring through the book???]

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superiorheight July 23 2011, 01:41:30 UTC
[Wait probably not. God it sucks not having a viewscreen]

YOU. No one asked for your opinion. Go away.

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haveasandwich July 23 2011, 04:00:13 UTC
Or this time we really will use you for target practice... Or bait for when we go out and take care of all the piddly little threats you, uh... [vermin, parasites, filthy stink-creatures] Paradisians are so worried about... And stuff.

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p2iioniic July 23 2011, 14:14:14 UTC
you know there'2 only 2o many tiime2 you guy2 can threaten me before ii realize you're ju2t full of heated ga2.

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superiorheight July 23 2011, 20:33:01 UTC
Maybe that's because we're drawing it out so fear of what we WILL do can haunt your nightmares first.

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p2iioniic July 24 2011, 15:26:33 UTC
ii don't have niightmare2.
or dream2.

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haveasandwich July 26 2011, 01:26:54 UTC
We'll implant them in your brain.

After we take out the lasers.

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p2iioniic July 26 2011, 15:07:11 UTC
you guy2 don't even know how braiin2 work do you...

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superiorheight July 26 2011, 21:46:41 UTC
Sure we do.

We know everything.

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haveasandwich July 29 2011, 17:14:23 UTC
That's why we're the Almighty Tallest and not the... Mighty In Some Areas, But Subpar In Others... Tallest.

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p2iioniic July 29 2011, 17:40:24 UTC
2eem2 two me liike the latter ii2 the more appropriiate tiitle.
miighty annoyiing.
2ubpar iin everythiing el2e.

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superiorheight July 29 2011, 22:41:00 UTC
Ok, that's it, we've put up with your slanders for too long, Eternian.

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haveasandwich July 30 2011, 03:57:23 UTC
Enjoy the next few hours. I'm sure they'll be the last peaceful hours of your miserable, sorry excuse for a life.

[... There is no way to dramatically end a journal feed, so... Enjoy having the book slammed shut, Sollux.

And enjoy your impending ZIM.]

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p2iioniic July 30 2011, 05:32:25 UTC
[Oh god, no, why!!!!]

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