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[agentkane]

So, I'm thinking that maybe tonight we should all utilize that movie theater that shows up on the weekend. There's this movie star in my world, Rona Thorne? And... I kind of hate her. Like, a lot. I guess she tried to be friends with me, but then she totally poisoned me

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[duchess_archer]

She tried to be friends with you, huh?

Come on, Lana. You got to hand it to her. She's good.

[agentkane]

Yes, Archer, she tried to be friends with me.

But yeah. Once we found out about the whole Russian sleeper thing, I have to say that her praise isn't exactly unearned.

[duchess_archer]

Yeah, and then you were all Rona this, Rona that. Jesus.

But yeah, she was pretty, oh my God, amaaaaazing.

[agentkane]

Whatever, idiot.

Don't do that. Just don't.

[duchess_archer]

...Yeah, I kind of hated that too, actually. [But Lana probably hates it more, so!]

All right. I'm in for the heckling, Lana.

[agentkane]

I guess you can sit in the back. Alone.

[duchess_archer]

Jesus, Lana. We've been over this. I'm not letting you be alone with me again until I can rebuild my shattered trust in you.

[agentkane]

Uh, your shattered trust?! Whatever, you have fun by yourself in the back.

[duchess_archer]

When did I ever shatter your trust, Lana?

[agentkane]

How about every time you stuck your dick in some random woman? And Cheryl?

What are you even talking about? In what insane, drunken world did I shatter your trust?

[duchess_archer]

Fuck, Lana, you were fucking Cyril when I fucked Cherry. I was remarkably faithful to you, all things considered.

And our world, Lana. How was I ever supposed to trust you again after you tracked me down because you thought I was cheating on you?

[agentkane]

What are you even talking about, crazy?! You cheated on me like a billion times, I didn't even look at Cyril until after I dumped your ass! And I never tracked you down, douchebag. You know what happens when you cheat on your girlfriend like, right in front of her? She finds out!

[duchess_archer]

Technicalities, Lana! Jesus. And you were one step away from putting an electronic collar on me!

No surprise about Cyril, though. No one would look at him under non-rebound conditions.

[agentkane]

It is not a technicality, Archer. How could I screw around on you if we weren't even together? And I wish I had put a collar on you, because then I could have put a bomb in it and blown your head right off!

[duchess_archer]

Lana, you say things like this and then wonder why you're alone.

[agentkane]

Archer, I only say these things to you, and only because you deserve it.