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[stompings]

[A low, slightly muffled voice fills the journals. It's hard to tell which gender it belongs to-- All you know upon listening? Is that it's excited. And angry.]

Owaah, I see them, I see them! Shitheads sighted!

[There's a pause, and things... aren't quite as they seem. This isn't the headquarters she and her partner have infiltrated, after all.]

Comments

[wolfuncaged]

[Fenris is just chilling in the lobby, he glances up as this...crazy person stomps past]

Last I tried, threatening whatever controls this world does nothing. You are wasting your breath.

[stompings]

[Just... shoots an evil glare over toward. Not that it means anything because, well-- mask. But, really! Look how angry that mask looks!]

This world? [...] Is this the Hole, or is this the realm of the magic users?

[wolfuncaged]

[If he squints, it looks a little like a Hurlock]

They call it Paradisa. [And such a SNEER now] It is a realm of magic, if that is what you mean.

[stompings]

[Noi isn't sure what that is. But she is sure... that she wants to punch it.]

And the devils?

[BECAUSE THAT WILL MAKE SENSE TO HIM! SURELY.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Punching things is the answer to EVERYTHING]

...Devils? Do you mean demons? I am not sure if there are any here. Though it would not surprise me if there were.

[stompings]

[Sure is!]

Demons are okay I guess, but the devils are really the brains behind any outfits that I know of!

[wolfuncaged]

...They are separate things? Then I am afraid I know nothing of them. We have no devils in Thedas, nor the Fade, as far as I am aware.

[stompings]

Yeah! The devils wouldn't like magic users saying anything like that, I'm sure of it!

[Hum... Wait, what is this nonsense this person speaks of?]

I haven't heard of either of those places! What's the deal with that?!

[wolfuncaged]

They control the mages, then?

This place, it kidnaps people from other worlds. Imprisons them here.

[stompings]

Well, there's this thing with tumors, and--

[WAIT.

Obvious obversation in 3... 2...]

Huh?! So, you mean I'm not in my own world?!

[wolfuncaged]

[Tumours, what the hell?]

Not unless you have a magical castle in your world.

[stompings]

[Blank stare for about five seconds, hand to her chin in thought...]

Hmm, not that I know of...

[wolfuncaged]

[Oh boy]

Then it is likely not your world.

[stompings]

[Yeah... New worlds are pretty disorienting!]

Augh! Son of a bitch!

[wolfuncaged]

It gets worse. This world not only imprisons you, but takes something of value from you as well.