Jul 14, 2011 15:18
[Barney clears his throat]
So, hi. This is Barney Stinson, president of the Awesomeness Committee, and owner of the WildKat coffee shop. And I've got an announcement to make. I would have made it sooner, but my bar was a mess, and my friend was a troll. So we'll just say I was busy living here and call it covered.
ANYway. I've got a coffee shop that needs employees. Some of you have pockets that need money in them, and lives that need more awesomeness in them.
Do I really need to say anything else? Somehow, I don't think so.
You. The Wildkat. Match made in heaven, right? Of course it is. So come on and sign up. You know you want to.
barney stinson