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Jul 14, 2011 10:45

--helped us Wash… Wash…?


Tucker? Oh my god. Where am I? Where, did the ice go? Where, did the bed, come from?



Also, the room.

!intro, michael j. caboose

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Voice; superiorheight July 14 2011, 19:53:17 UTC
You've arrived on an Irken controlled planet! Lucky you.

[No lasers, even. It's not a lie if Purple completely believes it's true.]

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All voice, all the time notmyfaultwall July 14 2011, 19:54:36 UTC
... What, is a Irk-y thingy?

Also, what planet, is this?

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Multiple voices, even. haveasandwich July 14 2011, 19:57:20 UTC
It's pronounced Irken. And the planet is called... Paradisa... Up until we think of a better name. Right now, we like the irony, since it's your prison from now until eternity.

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All the voices superiorheight July 14 2011, 19:58:22 UTC
Or until we get bored with it and blow it up.

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All of them. notmyfaultwall July 14 2011, 20:00:26 UTC
Irkylings.

That, doesn't, sound like, a good planet.

Also, it doesn't, look like metal.

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haveasandwich July 14 2011, 20:09:47 UTC
It's not supposed to be good. And that's part of the irony.

[They're from Alanis Morissette's school of irony.]

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superiorheight July 14 2011, 20:12:07 UTC
That's irony, not... iron...y.

Is it just me or do the slaves they ship us keep getting stupider?

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notmyfaultwall July 14 2011, 20:14:32 UTC
... Irony, means, metal-y.

I don't, see, the metal. Why did you hide it?

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haveasandwich July 14 2011, 20:24:15 UTC
If the next batch is dumber than this, I say we give them to Zim... actually, let's give this one to Zim. It can replace his stupid robot.

...Forget the metal. We're not talking about metal anymore. The next being whether inferior or tall [POINTED GLARE AT PURPLE] that mentions metal is going out the airlock.

[Except he wouldn't really blast Purple out the airlock.]

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notmyfaultwall July 14 2011, 23:31:05 UTC
Where, is the air lock?

I, don't think there's, one of those, here.

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superiorheight July 15 2011, 22:14:14 UTC
SILENCE!

That's never stopped us before.

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haveasandwich July 16 2011, 04:13:31 UTC
And how do you know there's not one? Have you looked?

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notmyfaultwall July 16 2011, 19:28:00 UTC
Yeah, um. I have seen one, before. And, I didn't see one. Here.

But there is a window!

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haveasandwich July 16 2011, 22:56:30 UTC
That was a test. You failed.

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notmyfaultwall July 21 2011, 06:10:02 UTC
Wait. What was, the test?

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superiorheight July 22 2011, 04:14:52 UTC
It doesn't matter. Test over.

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